Friday, November 2, 2007

Once upon a time

Once upon a time there was a very cute, very lovable, and very spoiled kitty cat.

















She loved her human so much that she allowed her to sleep in the big white bed every night. She didn't care so much that the human thought the bed belonged to her and that cats only had second choice when it came to choosing which side to sleep on. She tolerated that most nights.

Sometimes however, she claimed her rightful place and edged her human carefully onto the other side of the bed during the night. She did it so stealthily that the human only realized this when she woke up the next morning.

One day, a friend of the cat came to visit. They spent hours chatting and playing, and when the visitor got too tired, the cat invited him onto the big white bed. He promised to stay on his side, safely tucked away under the pillow, so that if the human woke up before him in the morning, he could get away quickly without being discovered. The cat slept at the foot end of the bed that night, purring herself to sleep, life couldn't get better than that! Her human and her friend sleeping peacefully next to each other.

The phrase "rude awakening" got a fresh meaning in the early hours of the next day when a shrill, short scream bounced off the walls of the bedroom. No sooner did the cat peep out from her safety spot under the chair in the corner of the bedroom, than she saw her human standing next to the bed with her cellphone in hand.

"Kitty cat, if I don't take a picture of this right now, nobody is ever going to believe me!"

A bright light flashed and the cat saw her friend sitting on top of the pillow. He winked at her without moving any other muscle in his body, and she got the message: "Play innocent, pretend you don't know anything!"

The cat blinked back and didn't move a whisker.

Later that day she found her friend on the southern side of the 3rd group of bricks next to the pool. She knew her human took her friend outside and dropped him off safely into the bushes, but the whole incident was terrifying. It could so easily have worked out differently! But all's well that ends well.

Now she just have to think of a way how to get rid of that picture on her human's cellphone. Damning evidence indeed!




6 comments:

Fertilize Me said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOODNESS... WOW that is so not Cool (about the friend) not the kitty.

what a great lil kitty you have

Geohde said...

:)

Bea said...

Wow - on the pillow? And with the kitty's consent?

Bea

JJ said...

Awww love the kitty!

Carole said...

Oooohh...sneaky little cat. I probably would have wet my pants had I found that in my bed. lol
~Carole

lady macleod said...

My heart rate sped up just reading it! Clever kitty indeed, and YOU - what presence of mind to take the photograph. And 'they' say I will do anything for a good posting....